Britney Spears Rehab Again – Pussy Slip Revisted

So crack head Britney Spears has apparently checked herself into rehab again…so i figured it would be a good time to revisit a classic pussy slip picture of Britney taken in November ‘06 while she was in her ‘divorce celebration party phase’ with slutty Paris, its good to see this pic every few months just so we don’t forget how beat up and destroyed her ‘downstairs’ area really is..also below is a g-string / thong picture taken of britney at IHOP a few weeks ago..and to think a few years ago I thought she was hot….she seriously needs some help / rehab /diet /good music…ect, ect
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Nipples.. Pokies.. Nipons… Hell Yeah!

You know there’s simply not any good new celeb oops or nip slips today – wtf ladies, unleash those sweater puppies already..
So I decided we needed a quick blog post dedicated to the pokie nipple (aka: the nipon) so here are a few pokies that I’m a fan of in no particular order:
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1. Britney Spears.  Man, a few years ago she was so smokin hot and now she’s just a walking human debacle… but she still has some giant cans.  Look at those nips just jettin’ right out.  Sadly, I think those things have seen a lot of abuse, not unlike that wizard’s sleeve she calls a vagina.

2.  Drew Barrymore.  Ok we’ve seen her nude tits a few times and honesly she bores the shit out of me.  I’ve seen her interviewed and the endless drivel that comes spilling out of her mouth is actually so painful that I want to boil my own head.  But hey, nice tits.
3. Heather Graham.  I’ve always found Heather Graham hot, and the fact that she’s in some really shit movies getting screwed six ways to the weekend doesn’t bother me one bit.  We’ve seen her nude plenty of times (in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl and a bunch of other movies I won’t watch any part of except for her nude scenes) but still look at these nips!
First of all, who fuckin wears this kind of thing? I’m not saying I mind but you know when she shows up every dude in the place is going holy fuckin shit!  I don’t care if you’re Brad fuckin Pitt, you’re looking at that with bad intentions and every chick in the general area is whispering ’slut’ under their breath.  It looks like that dress was actually designed to rely on hard nips to hold it up.
I have a feeling Heather Graham is batshit crazy and takes herself far too seriously, but she’s smart enough to know that her tits and ass need to be displayed as often as possible.

4. Megan Fox.  Man this broad is everywhere right now and I don’t mind that at all.  There’s no denying she was built for sex.  That is her sole purpose on this planet.  I don’t even know what she does or why she’s famous, I mean I know she was in Transformers but has she ever done anything else?  You know what, nevermind.. who cares.. Look at those nips.


Britney Spears Circus Gets X-Rated

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 Circus performed for the first time at the New Orleans Arena, and from what people are saying it’s very X-rated. I don’t know how anyone could say that, considering it’s 2009 and Britney’s personal life has been A LOT more than x-rated. How easily people forget her famous upskirt crotch shot, that garry pussy and all other scandals. I’m pretty sure whatever Beritney Spears is doing during her concert, Madonna did 10 years ago!

Britney Spears’ Photoshop Hotness For Candies

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Here are new shots of  for Candies. I’m impressed. I want to hire whoever did this shit to work on some pictures of my girlfriend, not because she’s ugly, but I wouldn’t mind seeing what she’s look like with bigger tits….

Britney Spears Showing Off Legs And Hard Nipples

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Here are some more pictures focus on  s legs and her hard nipples. I’m not too sure if this normal, but last I checked, nipples aren’t supposed to be placed in that position. I guess that’s what happens when you get milked after having kids….

Britney Spears Is Topless

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I have no clue why these pictures are coming out now, seeing that ‘ “Gimme More” video came out ages ago, but I guess it’s because she’s topless with tattoos painted on her tits, it’s newsworthy. Also, this was when she was at her craziest and in my opinion, crazy titties are the best titties….

Britney Spears Big Tits In Bikini

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It looks like  Circus tour has had a positive effect of her body, I don’t know how these things work but her tits seem to have gotten bigger, she is busty mama now. Anyhow, here is the former pop superstar by the pool the other day looking pretty fucking good for a change and for luck of all Britney lovers….

Britney Spears Hard Nipples

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Here’s  doing a little shopping on what seems like a chilly day. It might just be me but her  seem confused, they’re pointing all over the place, how is Brit supposed to know which direction she’s headed with those things all out of whack? It’s no wonder she had a breakdown. I guess it can’t be easy being the nipples of a once famous pop sensation, but I’d sure like to try it out for a day or two.

Britney Spears Has Really Crazy Tits

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There’s nothing very exciting about  doing a little shopping but when she decides to off some tit while doing it I figured it’s my duty to share the pictures with you perverts. A little sideboob makes everybody’s day a little brighter, I always say. I’m a little frightened that her crazy eyes have made their way back into our lives but my grandfather always told me there’s nothing hotter than a crazy chick who shows her tits. He was a wise man.

Britney Spears Hard Nipple Action

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I’m not an expert on women’s nipples so I may be wrong, but I don’t think they’re supposed to be pointing at the ground like they’re embarrassed. I guess when they’re attached to  boobs there’s a pretty good chance that they actually are embarrassed. Here they are the other day sadly going for a frappuccino with the former pop star. Enjoy.